3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
What’s a pirate's favourite part of a song?
The hook
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
What’s a pirate's favourite type of music?
Rum & Bass!
What is a pirate's favourite doll?
BAAAAARRRRBIE!
How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?
He took an AYE exam
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